How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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