I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
and you fell through a lawn chair
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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