i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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