idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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