it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
soo... how was my night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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