Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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