if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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