Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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