she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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