guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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