they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Randomize
