So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
