You really coming over, don't trick.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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