Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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