Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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