let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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