john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
and she was petting her beer can
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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