I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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