What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I did not marry a roomba.
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