sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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