I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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You pole danced in your parka.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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