You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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