Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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