omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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