don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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