sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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