is your mom at the bar?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
how does that bad decision feel?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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