Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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