i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she pinky promised me she was 18
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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