What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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