My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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