Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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