dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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