The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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