No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
