so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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