Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
