Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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