so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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