I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I fill condoms, not promises.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.