oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner