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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.

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• (661): View more from California

  Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class

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  why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I fill condoms, not promises.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.

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