Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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