Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
its not stalking. its research.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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