ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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