That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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