i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Shame - the story of my life.
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