Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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