Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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