i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i was born a porn star she said
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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