I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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