She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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