Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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