I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Sorry about my life...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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