That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing