I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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