Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.