you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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