Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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