Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It's just like the Real World with babies
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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