She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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