plz talk dirty to me
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I touched a dick in church today
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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